You may remember the last time I was on here that I ran off full of hopeful expectancy to greet my lover. Sad to say, Mr David Tennant was not a-rapping at my door. The clatter I heard was the sound of a very large iceberg detaching itself from the top of the freezer.
FROM TENA LADY.......
"Well Done, Sue! I can't believe that we've had another bumper week of record sales. Keep up the good work. Kind regards, Major Wettam CEO Tena Lady inc.
P.S. Our Quality Control Dept. were horrified to read that some of your blog readers are having to resort to a mop & bucket. Would you suggest to them that they may need our industrial range of products. (Alternatively, Poundland are selling 2 string mop heads for £1.)"
FROM MY BEST FRIEND......
Oh dear, Sue - Have you gone completely mad?
FROM MY 2ND BEST FRIEND........
Have you forgotten to take your pills?
FROM LINDA, EX BEST FRIEND........
"I can't believe you told the whole www about my previous identity. Now I remember why I'm your Ex BF.
Leave me alone, or I'll tell the whole world about how you boast about "Working in Brussels" in 1973, as if you worked Overseas. I know for a fact that what you were actually doing was working in a barn for "Bird's Eye", trimmimg the brussel sprouts from their stalks with a potato knife.
Mrs Got-it-All (Formerly Leg over Linda)"
FROM ELDEST SON:
How many tablets are you on now?
P.S. I've popped something in the post for you.
FROM YOUNGEST SON:
Duchess is it true that you're changing your Will so that I inherit your prized collection of celebrity toenail clippings?
Mum, you are sooooooo cool!
P.S.I've popped something in the post for you.
P.P.S. How many tablets are you on now?
Don't forget to pop back tomorrow, I have a Tutorial for you.