Friday, May 1, 2009

Where There's a Will There's a Way

Before I share with you the trials and tribulations I'm currently experiencing, I would just like to mention.................................





You may remember the last time I was on here that I ran off full of hopeful expectancy to greet my lover. Sad to say, Mr David Tennant was not a-rapping at my door. The clatter I heard was the sound of a very large iceberg detaching itself from the top of the freezer.





OH WOE IS ME, WOE IS ME!




Thank goodness you are there, girls. I needed something to cheer me up, and once again, you haven't let me down.




Many thanks for kind comments and emails.

Here are a few.................





FROM TENA LADY.......



"Well Done, Sue! I can't believe that we've had another bumper week of record sales. Keep up the good work. Kind regards, Major Wettam CEO Tena Lady inc.



P.S. Our Quality Control Dept. were horrified to read that some of your blog readers are having to resort to a mop & bucket. Would you suggest to them that they may need our industrial range of products. (Alternatively, Poundland are selling 2 string mop heads for £1.)"






FROM MY BEST FRIEND......



Oh dear, Sue - Have you gone completely mad?




FROM MY 2ND BEST FRIEND........



Have you forgotten to take your pills?






FROM LINDA, EX BEST FRIEND........


"I can't believe you told the whole www about my previous identity. Now I remember why I'm your Ex BF.





Leave me alone, or I'll tell the whole world about how you boast about "Working in Brussels" in 1973, as if you worked Overseas. I know for a fact that what you were actually doing was working in a barn for "Bird's Eye", trimmimg the brussel sprouts from their stalks with a potato knife.





Regards


Mrs Got-it-All (Formerly Leg over Linda)"




FROM ELDEST SON:




How many tablets are you on now?


P.S. I've popped something in the post for you.




FROM YOUNGEST SON:





Duchess is it true that you're changing your Will so that I inherit your prized collection of celebrity toenail clippings?





Mum, you are sooooooo cool!






P.S.I've popped something in the post for you.



P.P.S. How many tablets are you on now?



My two favourite sons (in fact my only sons.)


They're so hilarious.


In the post this morning I received TWO copies of this








Don't forget to pop back tomorrow, I have a Tutorial for you.

4 comments:

Rose Charles said...

lol!

have you seen the new tena lady advert directed at the "youth"
"now I am 30 should I act more mature? Should I let bladder weakness affect me?" fabulous :-)

I am sure that the fact you sneeze and wet yourself in Clinton Cards (YES that DID happen to me...) should be included in the "talk" at school where they try and put you off breeding too soon...
that and telling kids you end up like a big fat swollen pincushion, (and after like a deflated swollen pincushion) would reduce the teenage pregnancy rates!

Anyway, rambling!

Rose XXX

angel said...

Told ya David wouldnt be there, nobody ever listens to me.... mutter mutter.... am i talking to a void here? is the words that flow from my mouth from Alien Nation, well! are they?....
HE IS MINE...... when i'm finished sucking the green polka dot blood from his veins i will pass him along, Honest i will.:-)

Anyhow, whats wrong with me wazit thingy do dah on my blog! i am such a technoidea, dont know what it all means.

Have a wonderful day, filled with Love Tena and Brufen...:-)
Mwah XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Mwah

Sue at Dollytub Cottage said...

Angel, Now you've told me about the Doctor coming round and the plans he's got for fiddling with your plumbing, I can see why he prefers you to me. In the first place I have never had such problems with waterworks, (either domestically or with me "Down Belows")Secondly even if I did have a problem, (Domestically speaking) my son's a plumber. This entailed a 3 year course in tut-tut-tutting, shaking his head from side to side, and saying "Who the devil did this for you missus?" - you've been robbed?" I have no physical problems. I was a good girl - I did my excercises! SueX

angel said...

Well thats all right then...... Hahahahahaha

You are very funny, i am loving reading your blog, thanks honey. X x X x X