When we all go to my Mum and Dad's for our weekly Saturday Brunch, (otherwise referred to as "Audrey's Party") it tends to get a bit crowded.
There are 12 "regulars" Sometimes there are more of us if my youngest son and family, or my other niece and her family are in Lincoln for the weekend.
There are only two rooms downstairs, so the blokes sit in the Living Room, ladies in the Kitchen.
Tea and sandwiches flow freely, so luckily there are two toilets!
It's amazing how often Mandy, Kath and me turn up wearing the same colour top. Dad always make a quip like "Here they all come....................
The Beverley Sisters
Diana Ross and the Supremes
or even ...........
"Wilson Kepple and Betty" (see this funny link here)
One Saturday, Mandy and me were chatting in the garden, admiring the flowers...............
When I went back into the house I said
"There's a beautiful Camelia just under the window."
"Oooh where? Let me have a look." said Kath excitedly.
I took her outside and pointed to it.
"Where?" she asked.
"There look" I told her.
"I can't see it."
"Here look! Here!" I poked it impatiently with my finger.
Kath smiled and nodded her head,
I was very puzzled, "What did you think I'd said?"
Kath went red in the face and answered,
"I thought you said 'CHAMELEON', aren't I daft?"
Yep, Kath - you are!