Friday, April 24, 2009

Turned Out Nice Again!



DOLLY DOLLY DISHMOP GIVE US A MALAPROP!


DOLLY: That sister-in-law of yours, Mary is definitely getting worse!

ME: What's she said now?

DOLLY: Remember that slow cooker she bought?

ME: Yeah......

DOLLY: Well she took it back to Curry's because she read on the instructions that it takes ages to cook anything in it.

ME: (Groaning in desperation) Dozy woman! Did she get a refund?

DOLLY: No, she said they exchanged it for a George FORMBY Grill.

3 comments:

Rose Charles said...

HA HA HA!

You know once I was in tescos, and there was this woman returning an "instant barbecue" because she opened it and the meat was missing...

The woman behind the counter pointed out that the small tin container only contained charcoal - you had to supply your own meat...

At which point this lady said "oh! I thought they were cheap... I better go get the other one out of the freezer!"

It is a worry...... ;-)

Rose XXX

Melanie said...

Lol, so funny, bless her!

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Menopausal musing said...

Delightful Dolly Dishmop and her malaprops are sooooooooo funny. Thank you! x