Thursday, September 9, 2010

Putting the World to Rights.................



Hello there my dear Bloggeroos!

Well, as usual my postbag and inbox is full of your trials and tribulations. Without further ado, let's see what we have today..........................

I've got a little behind this week, and need to catch up.
For this reason, I won't be publishing the letters - just the answers.

But I'm sure the advice will still be useful.


Dear Baldilocks

I'm so sorry that your hairstyle didn't quite turn out as you imagined. I think it's disgusting the way Nigel keeps talking on the phone whilst cutting your hair.



I'd be angry too!


Now, as luck would have it, my Uncle Jeremy used to enjoy a few fondant fancies with "Mr Teezie Weezie", the famous celebrity hairdresser of the 1950's. Uncle Jeremy picked up some great tips!




He has asked me to pass on the following advice................

Here are your choices...........................


A comb-over

No?

What about....................................


A wig

Don't fancy that either?

Well, then. There's only one other option, I'm afraid...........................



Good Luck!
Aunt Susie

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Oh, goodness - is that the time?

I'd better go a bit quicker....................


Dear Frustrated of Frome,

You need new batteries, ducky.



Love Aunt Susie

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Dear Itchy of Hitching,

No wonder you had trouble swallowing!





I suggest you read the leaflet.

Then.................................


Best wishes
Aunt Susie

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Dear Mrs Newlywed,

I'm so pleased the wedding went off ok and the honeymoon hotel is so lovely.

Don't worry, I'm sure that when your husband cuddles up to you during the night..........

.....................

He DOESN'T have a gun in your back.



Have a great time
Aunt Susie

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Well, I think that's made few of my ladies a bit happier!

Don't forget to pop back soon, will you?

6 comments:

Kelly said...

:)!

Sandi said...

Priceless, read with wagon wheel and cuppa, giggle, giggle.
xx Sandi

Autumn Mist said...

Good grief, Sue, you can't make me laugh that much it's not good for me!

bad penny said...

what a titter ! I had huge herbal detox tabs which I'm sure were meant for horses.... my friend did say " are you SURE you eat them ? " !!!
YIKES !

A Blessed Life said...

Hi Sue ,you are a scream,just enjoyed your blog so much I will read your older posts now.I came via Pink feather paradise and just thought I would have a look and you brightened my day.Carole xx

Sandra said...

So glad I read this...I thought my husband was packing a weapon at night!
Too funny! You have made this lady happier!