Friday, January 22, 2010

Audrey's Party & the Number 11 Bus


Before I continue rambling on about our Fun & Frolics at Mum and Dad's house, I forgot to add something to the bottom of the previous post about the imaginary bus of our childhood, so here it is.





It's about the red pebble in Mumsie and Daddio's house. The one stuck in between the bricks in the passage, otherwise known as the Number 11 Bus, the pretend bus of our childhood.

I mentioned that the passage had always been a bus, I repeat "always". It still is! Not literally of course. But, because it still is the bus, everytime one of the family go up the passage we "press the bell" to "stop the bus". (Did I mention some of us are on medication?)


This is great fun, particularly on a Saturday afternoon when we're all leaving there, each of us pressing the bell when we get to "our stop". Mumsie always sees each of us off, and it drives her mad!


I know that I've mentioned before that we all go to my parents house for Saturday Buffet Lunch, otherwise known as "Audrey's Party". (Audrey is Mum's name).


This doesn't just happen occasionally, this is every Saturday. ALL OF US.


Apart from Mumsie and Daddio there is........................


My brother and his wife


My sister and her husband

Me


My son and his wife and baby daughter


(My other son, wife and children who live away come about once a month)


Neice number one and her boyfriend


(Sometimes Neice number two, her husband and little boy who also live away.)


Taylor and George - 2 delightful little boys, grandsons of my Brother-in-law.


It's absolute bedlam, all the men congregate in the living room and us girls in the kitchen. The children fit in where they can.


As you can imagine, when we're all there - there's a lot of mobiles going off intermittently.




Mum recognises each and every ringtone and message bleep. When we're eating our lunch, my mum sits just a bit away from the rest of us, enough that she can see us. (A bit like a teacher in charge of a class.)




As everyones' conversations are going on, when someone's 'phone goes off, Mumsie puts her hand up to halt all the chatter. Then she listens and when she's worked out whose 'phone it is, so as not to put a break into anyone's ramblings, she just points to you.



Last week seemed a particularly busy Saturday mobile-wise, and throughout the chatter four 'phones all went off in quick sucession...............



Mandy's 'phone goes off


Mum holds up her hand to halt the chatter, listens for a sec, then points to Mandy


Laura's 'phone goes off


Mum points to Laura


Annmarie's 'phone goes off


Mum points to Annmarie


My 'phone goes off


Mum points to me.





"Bloody Hell", Mum says "I feel like I'm conducting the flaming Orchestra."




In my next post, I will be telling the tale of my partner, Liam, God rest him and his imaginary girlfriend.




I bet you can't wait!!!!


3 comments:

Lalabibaby said...

Sounds like how Tuesday evening teatime was at my gran's house (BM before mobiles that is!) how we all used to squeeze in her front room I don't know .... 10 grandchildren plus the mums ... we were never allowed in the back room as that was kept for best .... I think one of the few times I got in there was after the dear things had died and we had the final wake there before the council re-claimed it. Thanks for visiting my little soldier post .... I wasn't quite that bad but she did used to do that didn't she and Dennis was the horse impersonator! xx

VintageVicki said...

Hi - just popped over to say thanks for becoming a follower of my blog.

I love the image of it being an orcestra of mobile phones - how did we manage without them!!

Who Lives in a house like this? said...

Thats such a nice tradition, families so often drift apart and only see each other at weddings or funerals, I think all families should do it!