A Nod's as Good as a Wink...............

Hello my dear Bloggeroos!

Once again, I've been busy working in my Inventions Lab to see what I can design to make our lives easier.

Do you like my "Winky Jeans"?

Cool, eh?

As you walk, you wink at any pedestrians following you.

If you're thinking of getting a pair, just be aware that on bottoms of a, (cough), certain size, the winky thing doesn't quite work.

I tried on a pair and instead of winking - my lard arse kinda looked more like a gorilla in a sulk................

Not quite the look, I was aiming for!

Now, you may remember, that a while ago, I tried online dating.

This didn't work for me.

So.................as I'm not yet ready to give up the remote control................

...................and, I am capable of lighting my own Barbecue, thank you very much................

..................until Mr Right does come along, I made myself one of these pillows............

To make it more like the real thing, I even added "Eau de Body Odour" under the armpit!

Neat, eh?

I hope you like my offerings today. There's more to come, so don't forget to pop back will you.