Hello my dear Bloggeroos - it's so nice to be back!
In my previous post, I mentioned that I have been busy coming up with new inventions to make our lives that much easier.
I'm a great believer in having the right tools for the job, so first of all, I called in a local building firm, to convert the spare room into a laboratory.............
"Cowboys RUs".
What a lovely bunch of guys - they only got through 14 tins of biscuits, 14 gallons of milk, 10 kilo's of sugar, and 2 X 500gm tins of Sainsbury's Gold Roast Coffee.
(Coincidently, I appear to have several items of intimate apparel missing - but that can't be anything to do with them - can it?)
I must say, I'm very pleased with the result................
They even checked out all the equipment for me................
So...........I then bought a couple of books........................
and.........................
And of course, no inventor can be taken seriously without a white lab coat...........
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Gosh! Haven't I lost weight since giving up the Coco Pops?
I've come up with some marvellous innovations. There will be more in my next post, but here's a little taster.................
Just the thing to get your toddler to give up his dummy/pacifier!
Don't forget to pop back to see more of my wonderful inventions.
8 comments:
Good to see you've been busy whilst you off blog! Can't wait so see more of your inventions.
Jille x
Good to see that becoming a granny has only enhanced your sense of humour, welcome back my dear!
OOh I think the last would help in getting outta nappies too !
The cowboy pic reminded me of those awful Wild West photos you see of bodies of outlaws ( cowboy builders ?)lined up in the undertaker's window - on show for all & sundry to gawp at.
Good to see you back. I liked your Knock Knock joke at mine ( I don't "get" all of them !!!)
You wickedly funny woman you!
I always fancied myself as a bit of an inventor, can't even manage innovator!
Glad you're back, my sides haven't 'split' for weeks!
Have a great weekend!
Sandie xx
This is the first time I've ever been here, but I can see you are nuts!! Lol! Sad thing is, I like it!
Theresa
aka:TOT
Daft as a brush!But in a nice way, of course. x
beautifully bonkers!
Good to see you back honey. :) [I must admit i am not a regular on the bloggerrrooony much nowerdays].
Just wanted to warn you that i have been using the "old Cactus on the dummy" trick for donkeys years ....... even had to resort to the old "razor blade" once or twice. :D
Off for a reckie at the rest of your posts......
Loads of love and hugs honey. XXXXX
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