Saturday, June 18, 2011

Someday my Prints Will Come..................


One day last week, I was waiting for my photo's to come back from Supasnaps.

I always get VERY excited when I'm waiting for something special to arrive in my post.

Before you start thinking, "This woman really should get out more." Let me tell you more.................

You may remember a while back I told you about Elvis, my postman.

Not the real Elvis, obviously :O)

You see my postie is an Elvis Impersonator in his spare time, so he always delivers the mail with a song.








Anyway, I could hear him coming up the path. This particular day he was singing,

"Get off the Aga, Granny - You're Too Old to Ride the Range."







Suddenly, he stopped singing.

He let out a sigh, and from my side of the door I could hear him mutterring,

"I wish people wouldn't use these stupid low letterboxes. Don't they know I've got a bad back from all that gyrating!"






I opened the front door, and there he was............






Lying prone in me porch.

"For Heaven's sake, Elvis," I said. "What are you doing down there?"

"Well, Missus. It says on the envelope................





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I hope my little tale made you smile, but as a postscript (no pun intended!)..............

When I was looking for the drawing above, I typed in "Lying Man" into search google images.

Here is one of the pics that came up...............



"I did not have sex with that woman."


Back soon!

8 comments:

Nana Go-Go said...

Oh, Sue, my friend, you are totally wasted on Blogger - you should be on the stage!!!!That was hilarious!You`ve really made my grey day (rain,rain go away....!).Is that really a pic of `Elvis`?`Get off the Aga, Granny`...:):):)- that`s me laughing hysterically! Thanks Soosie-Sue.xxx

Marilyn said...

Lying man....Oh Dear ! !
Come on over to my blog as I am having a Southern Belle Giveaway!!
Marilyn

Autumn Mist said...

Thankyou so much Sue, I've just laughed hysterically, I honestly don't know how you do it.

Sandie said...

Ha Ha! I have missed you and your tales!

Sandie xx

Menopausalmusing said...

Loved the "Get off the Aga, Granny" line........

Country Cottage Chic said...

You do make me LOL!

By the way Mrs Dolly - you are the winner of my caption competition & I need your address so that Elvis can collapse in front of your door again!

Jayne

Sandi said...

*giggle* Love granny hehe.
x Sandi

VintageWantsNotNeeds said...

Sue you just made me laught out loud with your postscript plus the picture of the poor old dear with no teeth - that could so easily have been me the other day!!!