DOLLY DOLLY DISHMOP GIVE US A MALAPROP!
DOLLY: That sister-in-law of yours, Mary is definitely getting worse!
ME: What's she said now?
DOLLY: Remember that slow cooker she bought?
ME: Yeah......
DOLLY: Well she took it back to Curry's because she read on the instructions that it takes ages to cook anything in it.
ME: (Groaning in desperation) Dozy woman! Did she get a refund?
DOLLY: No, she said they exchanged it for a George FORMBY Grill.
