Showing posts with label Candy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Candy. Show all posts

Saturday, May 2, 2009

The Candy Man (with apologies to Mr Sammy Davis Jnr)













I just love these Candy Bracelets, don't you?





Can you believe it - I actually made this one.




I will now do a Tutorial on how to make one of your very own.


You will need:





I bought mine on Ebay


A piece of suitable elastic. (Old knicker elastic will do.)


Now, before I go any further, I would just like to ask you..............................



What are your thoughts on Drugs?


No,no,no!I don't mean those sort of Drugs


I'm referring to the medicinal ones prescribed by our Doctors.



I'm on several different tablets, but to be honest, I can take 'em or leave 'em.


Most of the time, I choose to take 'em.



(Which is a good job for all our sakes, otherwise my blog posts would go rambling on and on and not make any sense at all.)



I'm now assuming that you're still with me.


The next thing you need is a selection of tablets. The more different types you have the more colourful your bracelet will be.


Drill the centre of each tablet and thread on to elastic.

Te Darrrr!


As you can see with mine at the top, I have green, red, white, blue and yellow.



GREEN: To make me sleep


RED: To wake me up

WHITE: To make me go to the toilet.

Preferably after I've taken the Red one.;o)

BLUE: To help me with my memory problems


YELLOW: Erm......... I can't remember what I take these for.


To be honest, pretty as the bracelet is, the tablets - these wonderous examples of how much suffering can be alleviated in each of the four corners of the globe are, quite frankly.................




CRAP!




I'm off to the Seaside 'til next weekend, but don't worry I have everything I need








Don't forget to pop in again!